Ptossing (pronounced "tossing"--the
p is
silent), or as it's called
Desent in the UK, is a game or fitness method which
utilizes the method of
perpetual motion training, and combines bodyweight
exercises as resistance with varied-intensity cardio as a
non-traditional form of intense outdoor exercise. It was inspired
by the
art of displacement (parkour, see
Differencesbelow), and like parkour ptossing utilizes the
environment as a tool of implementing the exercises; the driving
force behind ptossing is to enable anyone to achieve high levels of
fitness at any time of day from any location. While many people can
say they have "done something like this" before, it is the
5
Laws of Ptossing that give ptossing a unique set of specific
parameters that separates ptossing from everything else. The
concept itself is not new (continually moving, physical activity
outside, etc.), however, the rules of the game make it a unique
activity. Ptossing and Desent are sometimes also abbreviated as
PT/D, as Parkour and Free Running are sometimes abbreviated as PK
and FR or PK/FR.
Overview
The primary focus of
ptossing is perpetual motion, meaning
there is no resting during a
ptoss run, and "self as
resistance", meaning one must only use their bodyweight as
resistance. Instead of resting, a
ptosser will resume
jogging or running in between reps, sets, circuits, or rounds. The
ptosser utilizes a slower jog to "rest" and resumes a more
moderate-vigorous pace when ready, always striving to push their
physical boundaries however, going at a pace "just above" what is
comfortable during "rest" periods. The activity of ptossing relies
upon 5 Fundamental Laws (
also
where it derives its name):
- The First Law of Ptossing: You must be in a perpetual
state of motion.
- The Second Law of Ptossing: You must always travel a
new path.
- The Third Law of Ptossing: You must be outdoors.
- The Fourth Law of Ptossing: Your body must provide the
resistance for every exercise.
- The Fifth Law of Ptossing: You must sprint every
hill.
(
detailed
description of these laws) The method was developed due to an
ostensible lack of truly functional fitness in most programs.
Ptossing aims to bring individuals back to a level of fitness that
enables them to manipulate their bodies without restraint (any
limitation on their ability to move should not be due to a lack of
physical ability), accomplish more movement in less time (burn more
calories), introduce an even greater level of randomness to every
workout to prevent plateauing and monotony (muscle confusion,
adventure), be affordable to everyone (100% free of charge,
available anywhere, any time of day), take advantage of the
environment (experience nature and fresh air, the spontaneous and
unpredictable nature of an ever-changing environment), develop
every component of fitness, and present it all in a fun and
exciting manner. Ptossing is also excellent because it can be
incorporated seamless with other outdoor activities or resistance
exercise (
see
bracketing and ptacking).
Method
Ptossing is relatively straightforward. One begins with a
warmup,
followed by the ptoss run. A ptoss run is simply a random run
outdoors at varying paces with bodyweight exercises mixed in, where
movement is constant throughout. The exercises included in a ptoss
run could be predetermined (
ptasks) or at random
(
freestyling) or a combination of both.
[1]
The ptoss run is complete when all ptasks are fulfilled or, in the
case of freestyling, when a certain time limit or distance has been
fulfilled. A ptoss run concludes with a
cooldown,
[1]
followed by either
static stretching or
PNF.
Example Ptoss Run
A more experienced ptosser (one who could easily
implement/incorporate exercises on the fly when an opportunity
presented iteself) would begin with a warmup, and embarks on the
ptoss run. The ptosser varies paces between moderate,
moderate-vigorous, and sprinting throughout the duration of the
entire ptoss run, making every effort to keep moving at a decent
pace (sometimes a ptosser will seek to keep their heart rate
elevated to a certain level). The ptosser will integrate bodyweight
exercises into the run whenever a prime opportunity presents
itself. Experienced ptossers will use more full-body and plyometric
exercises, or they will complete standard bodyweight exercises in
rapid succession to keep the heart rate going. The ptosser will
usually begin with a "predesignated list" of tasks (these are
referred to as
ptasks) that are required for completion
(
see
samples), and will include "freestyle techniques" into the
ptoss run whenever possible. In addition to predetermined ptasks,
one might also have to contend with a
kink, which is a
random parameter that is thrown into a run. An example of a kink
might be a bird, so that every time a ptosser spotted a bird they
would have to sprint or run as fast as they could maintain until
they saw another bird. Another example might be that one must drop
and perform 10 burpees upon sight of a taxicab. The kink itself
could be anything; the default response to a kink is sprinting
unless otherwise stated, and they are entirely optional. Some
ptossers track and record the time it takes to complete all ptasks,
while others include specific predetermined distances as well.
Differences
In short: with parkour, the fundamentals include running, jumping,
and climbing in order to build the fundamentals to improve the
ability to pass over, under, around and through obstacles with more
complex movements. So where a
traceur might approach an
obstacle with complete intentions of going over, under, around, or
through it--to be free and clear of it--a
ptosser will
approach the same obstacle and utilize it to perform some exercise.
Ptossing is markedly different from freerunning and parkour, in
that
the focus is entirely on fitness, rather than the
negotiation of obstacles by efficiency (parkour) or elegance
(freerunning). In fact, the only similarity is in that in each
activity, running is involved. With ptossing, the goal is to
maintain constant movement for purposes of elevating the heart
rate, and the performance of advanced bodyweight techniques to
develop high strength-mass ratio; the whole essence of ptossing
exists to offer participants a way of achieving elite fitness
levels without needing extra equipment or funds. One topic that has
arisen is that of parkour or free running already existing as a
mode of exercise. While it's true that parkour and free running
stand as excellent methods of exercise, they don't help much when a
person has no idea on how to execute the techniques. Ptossing
allows anyone to train without needing knowledge on a particular
art or its safety precautions. Another great thing about ptossing
is that it is entirely possible, even encouraged, for individuals
to learn parkour and use it in conjunction with ptossing, and while
some
traceurs already incorporate bodyweight training into
their parkour, it is still possible to
not be engaging in
the act of ptossing; it would simply be parkour with added
exercises.
Parkour
Parkour is an activity
with the aim of moving from one point to another as efficiently and
quickly as possible, using movements (
passements)
such as jumps, drops, vaults, and rolls. It is meant to help one
overcome obstacles, which can be anything in the surrounding
environment—from branches and rocks to rails and concrete walls—and
can be practised in both rural and urban areas.
That is the
primary goal, to negotiate obstacles using a set of specific,
simple movements. Ptossing does not seek efficient negotiation
of obstacles as a primary goal; rather it seeks to utilize those
obstacles over and over again to enhance one's fitness through
bodyweight manipulation. Where a
traceur (parkour
practitioner) would vault a wall and roll upon landing on the other
side, a
ptosser would utilize that same wall for
performing mantle shelves or other such exercises, only negotiating
such obstacles in order to move on to the next exercise or resume
running. The confusion about the difference between the two
probably stems from the use of
freestyling in ptossing.
Freestyling,
when used in the case of ptossing, means
"reacting to an opportunity for exercise as its presented".
Freestyling in ptossing does not mean that one "jumps" over a ledge
or vaults a car, although such actions would not be impermissible;
an example of freestyling would be spotting a tree branch and using
it to do a set of burpees-to-pullups "on-the-fly". Other examples
would be finding a ledge that "works perfectly" for box jumps,
using a bench for dips, handstand walking up a set of stairs,
mantle shelves on a high wall, climbing a pole or tree, or uses a
fresh patch of grass for a series of sprawls or distance burpees.
All said examples become "freestyling" when the ptosser does them
spontaneously.
Free Running
Free running is a
physical art, in which participants (free runners) use the urban
and rural areas to perform movements through its structures focused
on freedom and beauty. It incorporates efficient movements from
parkour, adds aesthetic vaults and other acrobatics, such as
tricking and street stunts, creating an athletic and aesthetically
pleasing way of moving. Again, ptossing does not seek this, only
fitness. Ptossing is probably closer
in essence to free
running than to parkour, in that free running essentially means to
"do it your own way" (see second Law of Ptossing). Free running is
more acrobatic in nature, and ptossing doesn't necessarily follow
that way.
The Laws
There are 5 Laws that comprise the essence of Ptossing.
| The 5 Fundamental Laws |
Description |
| I. You must be in a perpetual state of motion. |
There is never any resting. Instead of rest, a ptosser will
resume jogging, and will use a lighter intensity as "rest" but
never will a ptosser come to a stop. The goal with "resting" is to
still remain at a pace "just above what's comfortable". So there
are no breaks. Even in situations where one might normally stop,
such as waiting for a traffic light to turn, one would still be
in motion, perhaps using that opportunity to knock out a set
of pushups or squat jumps. |
| II. You must always travel a new path. |
A ptosser must find a new route (called a ptrack) for
each ptoss run. This is essential for development of reactionary
skills and to keep every run unique. It also enables the ptosser to
experience their local area on a higher level than might normally
happen. Ptossing is not just about fitness, but also experience,
adventure, and discovery. |
| III. You must be outdoors, regardless of weather, except when
in transit. |
Ptossing is done solely outdoors. This is for several reasons,
such as experiencing the environment, fresh air, and that it's
completely free for anybody. A ptosser can be indoors during
transit, for example when cutting through a building as a shortcut,
in tunnels, etc. |
| IV. Your body must provide the resistance for every
exercise. |
Manipulation of the body is key. This rule was created because
many people in today's society can't perform a single pullup, have
trouble sitting up out of bed; what would they do in a situation
where they needed to move? There is no "weight
lifting" in ptossing except that of the body. It is permissible,
however, to add weight with a vest or belt, but the
primary resistance must still be the ptosser's body. One can also
bracket or ptack on weight training
exercises. |
| V. You must sprint every hill. |
Sprinting is encouraged as much as possible, and each hill
encountered must be sprinted. An extra recommendation to this is
each set of stairs encountered should be utilized in some fashion,
whether it be by running, jumping, handstand stair runs, or
other. |
The Name
The name itself is derived from the shorthand version of the rules:
- P - perpetual state of motion
- T - travel a new path
- O - outdoors
- S - self as resistance
- S - sprinting is vital
UK Versions
The UK name for ptossing,
Desent,
came about because in the UK the word "tossing" usually refers to
masturbation, and to call someone a "tosser" is considered an
insult. The term
desent is a nod to
le method
naturelle and "Le parcours du combattant" (which eventually
got shortened and mashed into "Parkour"). Instead of parcours du
combattant (assault course), the term
Parcours de
s'entrainer was used, which loosely translates to a journey of
self training, literally
course to train oneself. The
middle part, "de-s'ent", was stripped out to become "desent". In
addition to this, several "extra" reasons were taken for this
naming convention (which is credited to Aaron Bennett). Some of
these include:
- Sounds like Descent, as in a 'descent' into a layer of hell
(this also in attempt to tie into the Fatal Fitness naming
conventions of "crypt, morgue and death certificates")
- Also sounds like Dissent : it's contrary to and disagrees with
the usual conformity and structure of regular exercise regimes.
"Everybody wants to be a bastard dissenter."
- Can be pronounced in a French way -> De-Sont
Because of the alternate naming convention, an
alternate terminology was also created to support it.
Terminology
An example of shelving, in this case, a ledge.
Standard Terms
| Terminology |
Description |
| ptoss run |
one complete session of ptossing |
| ptosser |
one who engages in ptossing |
| moves |
bodyweight exercises used in ptossing |
| ptask |
exercises, or tasks, that must be completed during a ptoss
run |
| ptrack |
the route one runs |
| pterrain |
the environment and everything it contains which is used for
exercise |
| freestyling |
incorporating exercises "on-the-fly" as opportunities present
themselves during a ptoss run |
| kink |
a random parameter thrown into some ptoss runs to enhance the
experience or increase intensity |
| ptacking |
when exercise requiring weights is added (ptacked)
onto a ptoss run, either at the beginning or at the end. |
| bracketing |
when exercise requiring weights is thrust into the middle of a
ptoss run; the presses/lifts/etc. are essentially "bracketed" by
two ptoss runs. |
Desent Terminology
In the UK, ptossing is called "Desent" and has its own unique
terminology, similar to American ptossing terminology.
| Terminology |
Description |
| Dtour |
one complete session of Desent (Tour, commonly used. Detour,
fits with the second law.) |
| Desentir |
one who engages in Desent (De-sont-eer, french-style) |
| Deals |
bodyweight exercises used in a Desent |
| Dtask |
exercises, or tasks, that must be completed during a DTour |
| Dtrak |
the route one runs |
| Terra |
the environment and everything it contains which is used for
exercise (like "Terror") |
| Dstyling |
incorporating exercises "on-the-fly" as opportunities present
themselves during a Dtour |
| kink |
a random parameter thrown into some Dtour to enhance the
experience or increase intensity |
| Tacking |
when exercise requiring weights is added (tacked) onto
a Dtour, either at the beginning or at the end. |
| Bracketing |
when exercise requiring weights is thrust into the middle of a
Dtour; the presses/lifts/etc. are essentially "bracketed" by two
Dtours. |
Types of Pterrain/Terra
| Types of Pterrain/Terra |
Description |
| shelving |
platforms and ledges |
| inclines |
hills and stairs |
| expanse |
soft--grass, sand, etc. hard--concrete, asphalt, hard dirt
(parking lots) |
| railage |
rails, bars, and poles (rails are lower height than you, bars
are higher, poles are vertical) |
| jumpers |
anything that is used to jump over or that you jump up and
touch, and gaps |
| walls |
any wall |
| ptransitions/dtransits |
anything that you "transit" (crawl under or pass through) |
| roughage |
indigenous plantlife (trees, etc.) |
| weavers |
things used to "weave" in and out of or for doing agility
drills |
| ptrash/dtrash |
pterrain/terra that doesn’t fit into any of the other
categories (cars) |
Sample Ptoss Runs
It is recommended that ptossers start out with a predesignated
"plan" for any ptoss run, as it takes time to develop a "freestyle"
technique, where one can implement new exercise ideas as
opportunities present themselves. Below is an example of a
predesigned ptoss run. "Glasgow Smile"
Warmup:
Jog 5-10 mins, then 3x 50 situps/flutterkicks
ptasks: -100
pullups -100 pushups -100 distance burpees -25 sprawls
kink: red
Cooldown,
then
PNF
stretch "Glasgow Smile" would be performed as written, beginning
with a warmup. Following the warmup one would do the ptoss run,
making sure to incorporate each of those exercises into the run at
some point, broken up into whatever chunks as necessary. When one
has completed the requirements, a cooldown is performed, then PNF
stretching. A
kink is simply a random parameter thrown
into the ptoss run to enhance the experience and increase the
intensity. In this instance, the color red is the kink, which would
mean any time the ptosser saw the color red on the run, he would
sprint or run at the fastest pace he could maintain until he saw
the color red again. A kink can be just about anything.
Example of Bracketing or
Ptacking
Take the following DC for example: "Impala" Warmup 3 Rounds: 25
Situps & Flutterkicks 20 Seconds Squat Stretch 20 Toe-Hand
Kicks Then 7-6-5-4-3: Romanian Dead Lift Clean Pull Front Squat
Snatch Hi Pull Cooldown with 200 abs of choice. One could easily
bracket "Impala" within a ptoss run. All that would need to be done
is the warmup, then embark on the ptoss run, completing about half
of the required ptasks (whatever they may be), ending up at the gym
or a garage where the RDL, Clean Pull, FS, and Snatch Hi Pulls
would be performed, then complete the remainder of the ptoss run.
One would finish with cooldown and abs. For
ptacking one
would simply place the weighted exercise either at the beginning or
the end of the ptoss run, rather than in the middle. It is
recommeded, however, that ptacking be applied to the beginning of
your workouts, as it is useless to train for strength if one is too
tired to work with sufficient weight.
Example Exercises
Since a number of people many not be familiar with a vast array of
bodyweight exercises, a short list is included here to demonstrate
the variety that ptossing could potentially present.
- Bar/Tree Branch exercises - pullups, kickovers, hanging
knee/leg raises, windshield wipers, dips, jumping pullups,
muscle-ups
- Ground-base exercises - pushups, divebombers, any abdominal
exercise, squats, lunges, pistols
- Plyometrics - burpees, squat jumps, touch-ups, box jumps,
distance burpees/long jumps, depth jumps
- Sprinting - suicides, shuttle run, stair sprints, hill
sprints
- Isometric - planks, L-sit (isometrics violates the first law of
ptossing, therefore these are always done during warmup or
cooldown)
- Advanced Tricks - handstand pushups (no support), pistol jumps,
muscle-ups instead of pullups, leaping over high objects, dragon
flags, planche pushups, lever pullups